Thursday, March 25, 2010

All in the space of five minutes…

The inspiration to write this came from looking at a man. His too-large trousers, held up with a belt. It made me think… why doesn’t he ever wear the right size of trousers?

I hiss, and shift my angry gaze to another location. Only to be confronted with another ugly sight. Another man. He is not wearing over sized clothes, but he’s wearing a smirk. One that says” I know I got on your nerves yesterday. It was deliberate, and I’m still basking in the knowledge”.

The bastard. The stupid friggin’ bastard.
*insert as much vehemence as possible*

Work place professionalism or no, I promise to get back at you for keeping me back for a frivolous reason when I really wanted to get out. Just because you think you have the power to do so.

Now where was I? Oh no! Now this lady comes in looking too casual again. A short sleeved blouse over a characterless skirt, and extremely flat shoes. Why doesn’t she just wear bathroom slippers? Don’t people know the definition of formal business dress?!

And whose perfume is this that’s threatening to suffocate me?

Is this an office or a market place? Why is someone bumping into my chair so violently? How fat are you?!

It seems everyone is out for me at the same time. To get on my already frayed nerves, this early morning. Or am I just paranoid?

So, I am writing them out of my system. After this, I will shut them out and interact with my computer (and the people in it) instead.

Thank God for Technology, The Internet, and Blogville.

16 comments:

Sugarking said...

Lol. I hope you don't have any murderous tendencies o?

misspumping said...

breathe in breathe out

you will be fine

SHE said...

SugarKing, If I did, i would have finished all of them yeye people by now. Mscheew.

Misspumping, Thanks!

NakedSha said...

Are you having a bad day. Usually, that makes even the sunshine irritating.

Hope your day ends well!

akaBagucci said...

lol.. take it easy o... and I thought I was violent.. :)

Mamuje said...

I know how these situations can be annoying and frankly, I dont have the patience too...just breath though and you'll be fine. :)

Harry-Rami Itie said...

Take it easy oh..it's a friendly match

miss b said...

LMAOOOOOO! Babezz its as if u r describing my day, its as if d day u r nt even in d mood is d day dey all decide to TAKE D PISS! Mschewwww

Myne Whitman said...

lol, that was mad funny. Have a relaxing weekend.

Don said...

It seems everyone is out for me at the same time.

I doubt if everyone is out to get you. LOL! It appears your observation is keen, and working at an all-time high.

Omotee! said...

lol @ "characterless skirt", u must have been livid, hope the day ended well tho? thanx for stopping by mine

doll said...

ok..hope you feel better now that you have vented...be easy sis...and how have you been?

SHE said...

Thanks everyone. Mercifully, I survived.

Doll, I've been fine. Thank you.

ibiluv said...

lol

deep breaths!!!!!!!!!!!

bArOquE said...

& they say i have beef
what a rant
...LOL...
well, you are a lot like me, some of these things i cant simply understand
...maybe its because they're not simple...
Such Rubbish!
my dear its not paranoia, its just you (&me, most of the time)

i love this blog

rethots said...

"...a characterless skirt..." why does this sound repelling...